1. marvincomedy:

    She’s up all night for good fun. I’m up all night to have existential crises stemming from my regrets of the past combined with fear of the future.

  2. dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

    dongstomper69:

    stunningpicture:

    Creative kid. More creative mom.

    fucking idiot got owned

  3. dennisillustration:

drunkfeferi:

jaredpadaleckijr:

imgfave:

Posted by philburt

yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.




And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.

    dennisillustration:

    drunkfeferi:

    jaredpadaleckijr:

    imgfave:

    Posted by philburt

    yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.

    And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.

  4. youngstero:

    the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

  5. mentally-illectric:

    things i needed to hear in health class:

    • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
    • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
    • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
    • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
    • people have stretch marks sometimes
    • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
    • people have cellulite sometimes
    • gender =/= sex
    • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
    • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
    • everything is ok
  6. tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    featheredschist:

    sansasilvertongue:

    moriarty:

    are u fucking kidding me what the fuck is wrong with interviewers these days

    nonononono what is wrong is not how close they are or whatever

    he’s asking chris evans to objectify scarlett right in front of her, that’s fucking disgusting

    Yeah, but Chris’s answer, the elbows? Is hilarious, IMO.

    Chris’ answer is him clearly trying to diffuse the situation. look at his face in the first gif when Scarlett looks at him, he’s like “Yeah, I know that was super sexist I’m sorry this happened but I’ll try to make it better. Okay, here we go… ELBOWS.”
    And then Scarlett is clearly playing along in order to resist the urge to get out of her seat and roundhouse kick the interviewer.

  7. "I will not be your “sometimes”."
    Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)
  8. iheart-jolie:

When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went about planning their big day, they didn’t have to look far to find the perfect wedding planners: their six children. The intimate Aug. 23 ceremony – attended by just 20 friends and family members – was held in the chapel of Château Miraval, the family’s estate in the French village of Correns. The wedding – including exclusive photos of the ceremony, Jolie’s unique dress (decorated with her children’s artwork!) and the entire family’s celebration – is featured in this week’s issue of PEOPLE, in conjunction with Hello! magazine internationally. Each child had a key role to play: Eldest sons Maddox, 13, and Pax, 10, walked their mom down the aisle; flower girls Zahara, 9, and Vivienne, 6, tossed petals gathered from the garden; and Shiloh, 8, and Knox, 6, served as ring bearers. The kids also helped write their parents’ vows. And Pax baked the cake! 
"It was important to us that the day was relaxed and full of laughter," Pitt, 50, and Jolie, 39, tell PEOPLE. "It was such a special day to share with our children and a very happy time for our family." Even Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil. 
"Luigi is like family to me and I couldn’t imagine anyone else making this dress," says Jolie. "He knows and cares for the children and it was great fun putting it together." Pitt wore a suit from his closet – with a tie borrowed from one of his sons because Pitt forgot to pack his. Zahara’s dress was designed by family friend Adama Kebe. Maddox, Pax, Shiloh, and Knox wore black suits (Shiloh’s included shorts and a top hat), and Vivienne wore a white dress from her closet. Jeweler Robert Procop, who designed Jolie’s engagement ring, created the couple’s wedding bands. For Brad and Angelina’s complete wedding album, all the details of their big day and more of the couple’s interview, pick up this week’s issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Wednesday.

    iheart-jolie:

    When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went about planning their big day, they didn’t have to look far to find the perfect wedding planners: their six children. The intimate Aug. 23 ceremony – attended by just 20 friends and family members – was held in the chapel of Château Miraval, the family’s estate in the French village of Correns. The wedding – including exclusive photos of the ceremony, Jolie’s unique dress (decorated with her children’s artwork!) and the entire family’s celebration – is featured in this week’s issue of PEOPLE, in conjunction with Hello! magazine internationally. Each child had a key role to play: Eldest sons Maddox, 13, and Pax, 10, walked their mom down the aisle; flower girls Zahara, 9, and Vivienne, 6, tossed petals gathered from the garden; and Shiloh, 8, and Knox, 6, served as ring bearers. The kids also helped write their parents’ vows. And Pax baked the cake! 

    "It was important to us that the day was relaxed and full of laughter," Pitt, 50, and Jolie, 39, tell PEOPLE. "It was such a special day to share with our children and a very happy time for our family." 
    Even Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil. 

    "Luigi is like family to me and I couldn’t imagine anyone else making this dress," says Jolie. "He knows and cares for the children and it was great fun putting it together." 

    Pitt wore a suit from his closet – with a tie borrowed from one of his sons because Pitt forgot to pack his. Zahara’s dress was designed by family friend Adama Kebe. Maddox, Pax, Shiloh, and Knox wore black suits (Shiloh’s included shorts and a top hat), and Vivienne wore a white dress from her closet. Jeweler Robert Procop, who designed Jolie’s engagement ring, created the couple’s wedding bands. 

    For Brad and Angelina’s complete wedding album, all the details of their big day and more of the couple’s interview, pick up this week’s issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Wednesday.

  9. nebroska:

    nebroska:

    does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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    I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

  10. j-groffy:

    treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

  11. anartisticanomaly:

    phantomcat94:

    meefling:

    You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

    I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

    I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

  12. collegecutiepie:

    sideshowknob:

    SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)

    and they were all out celebrating

    and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them

    and he…went with them

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    How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe

  13. joshpeck:

    do you have that one person that means a whole lot to you but you also really want them out of your life

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